I write poetry, relatable musings, thoughts to ponder, short stories, essays and nonsense ramblings of a scribbler. I am just a 30-year-old nobody who is shy, introverted, highly sensitive and aloof. I was born to be a bibliophile, music lover, movie buff and Korean fanatic. I love the rain, the moon, the stars, yellow flowers and cute things. I love taking photos of nature.
My pen name is Yuchae Moon. Yuchae is a yellow Korean flower and it is my fave flower. I haven't seen it yet in person but me being fascinated anything about Korea, instantly likes it. The last name is Moon because I love the moon. Who wouldn't love the moon and the nighttime? :D
My pen name is Yuchae Moon. Yuchae is a yellow Korean flower and it is my fave flower. I haven't seen it yet in person but me being fascinated anything about Korea, instantly likes it. The last name is Moon because I love the moon. Who wouldn't love the moon and the nighttime? :D
Writing Life Story
I started writing in the summer of 2006 at the age of 12. I began writing one-shot short story scripts in Filipino. I had no idea what kind of writing it was until I was in high school. They call it scriptwriting. I usually wrote love stories back then and a few fantasy ones. The reason why I started writing was my childhood crushes. They were the main characters of my stories under pseudonyms. One of my favorite hobbies was imagining them. I was too young to be involved in a romantic relationship, and besides, I was too ugly to have one (I was NBSB *No Boyfriend Since Birth* for 23 years.) I can still remember where I wrote them. I had some drawing books and used bond papers from school (the one I used with the activities). I wrote them at the back because they were usually empty. I remember I enjoyed writing and just stayed at home most of the time.
In the same year, I started writing a diary as well. Mainly because it was one of my first-year high school English teacher's homework. Diary writing was one of his homework. I enjoyed writing diaries. I can be so talkative there and I didn't really like sharing things with my friends. I could say that my writing and significantly my English got improved. I have been so grateful to that teacher for introducing me to diary writing.
I wrote a lot of short stories and diaries in 2006. I was active in writing. I remember I was the one who wrote for our drama play in my first year of high school and I was so glad because my Filipino teacher liked it. She asked me who wrote it because it was well-written. It was about a family story. I got more motivated to write more.
I was active in writing for three more years but in my final year in high school, I decided to burn all my writings including the diaries. It was the very regret that I have had all these years. I still regret what foolish thing I did to my writings. I think the main reason I did that was afraid people might try to read them, especially my diaries. Little did I know that it would help me in the future. Now I have nothing to look back to as a writer. I have no proof of being a young writer because of my stupidity. I wish I saved just one piece of writing. I wish!!! I regret it! Apparently, I stopped writing. I got a hiatus, as they call it. I got depressed and didn't know what to do. I wish I had someone who was against the idea of burning them. :'( It has bothered and frustrated me for ten years now. I just can't forget what I did! It is still devastating. I wish I didn't have a foolish young mind. I wish I had someone so supportive of my writing life. I can't even remember if someone ever tried to read them. I still don't have that someone now. I still have no one who reads them. However, I still write!
I started writing again in 2012. I wrote poems this time. I write sad and dark ones. I decided to write in English to improve it and my writing. Still, no one got interested in my writing and it was fine. I didn't write to impress people. I wrote to express my feelings that I didn't learn while growing up. I am an introvert and not used to sharing my thoughts and feelings with others. I get to express my thoughts through writing. I have been unheard of and unnoticed. Sometimes, I have this thought that maybe I won't be unheard and unnoticed once I'm dead. One of my wishes is that one day people will get to read my writings without my existence. Perhaps it will remain just a wish!
I'm not active in writing for years. I only write whenever I want. I always get motivated to write when I am sad.
I started writing in the summer of 2006 at the age of 12. I began writing one-shot short story scripts in Filipino. I had no idea what kind of writing it was until I was in high school. They call it scriptwriting. I usually wrote love stories back then and a few fantasy ones. The reason why I started writing was my childhood crushes. They were the main characters of my stories under pseudonyms. One of my favorite hobbies was imagining them. I was too young to be involved in a romantic relationship, and besides, I was too ugly to have one (I was NBSB *No Boyfriend Since Birth* for 23 years.) I can still remember where I wrote them. I had some drawing books and used bond papers from school (the one I used with the activities). I wrote them at the back because they were usually empty. I remember I enjoyed writing and just stayed at home most of the time.
In the same year, I started writing a diary as well. Mainly because it was one of my first-year high school English teacher's homework. Diary writing was one of his homework. I enjoyed writing diaries. I can be so talkative there and I didn't really like sharing things with my friends. I could say that my writing and significantly my English got improved. I have been so grateful to that teacher for introducing me to diary writing.
I wrote a lot of short stories and diaries in 2006. I was active in writing. I remember I was the one who wrote for our drama play in my first year of high school and I was so glad because my Filipino teacher liked it. She asked me who wrote it because it was well-written. It was about a family story. I got more motivated to write more.
I was active in writing for three more years but in my final year in high school, I decided to burn all my writings including the diaries. It was the very regret that I have had all these years. I still regret what foolish thing I did to my writings. I think the main reason I did that was afraid people might try to read them, especially my diaries. Little did I know that it would help me in the future. Now I have nothing to look back to as a writer. I have no proof of being a young writer because of my stupidity. I wish I saved just one piece of writing. I wish!!! I regret it! Apparently, I stopped writing. I got a hiatus, as they call it. I got depressed and didn't know what to do. I wish I had someone who was against the idea of burning them. :'( It has bothered and frustrated me for ten years now. I just can't forget what I did! It is still devastating. I wish I didn't have a foolish young mind. I wish I had someone so supportive of my writing life. I can't even remember if someone ever tried to read them. I still don't have that someone now. I still have no one who reads them. However, I still write!
I started writing again in 2012. I wrote poems this time. I write sad and dark ones. I decided to write in English to improve it and my writing. Still, no one got interested in my writing and it was fine. I didn't write to impress people. I wrote to express my feelings that I didn't learn while growing up. I am an introvert and not used to sharing my thoughts and feelings with others. I get to express my thoughts through writing. I have been unheard of and unnoticed. Sometimes, I have this thought that maybe I won't be unheard and unnoticed once I'm dead. One of my wishes is that one day people will get to read my writings without my existence. Perhaps it will remain just a wish!
I'm not active in writing for years. I only write whenever I want. I always get motivated to write when I am sad.
161 Truths About Me
-August 2014
I. Personal Info
1. My pen name is Yuchae Moon
2. I was happily born on November 25, 1993
3. I am 20 but NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth)
4. I am 5'2.
5. I am 46lbs.
6. My vital statistics is 34-25-35 (That was before! I dunno now. :P)
7. I live in the Philippines my whole life.
8. I'm a Roman Catholic. (But I rarely go to church.)
9. I believe in God. (As a matter of fact, He is with me all the time. :D)
10. Call me ugly.
II. I'm A Proud Fangirl
11. Kpop fan since 2005. (I was in 5th grade, 10 years old.)
12. Salgoshipo is my first favorite Kpop song. Moon Myung Jin is the singer.
13. Lee Dong Gun is my first favorite actor while Kim Ha Neul for the actress.
14. Stained Glass is my first favorite Korean drama.
15. I'm also one of those fangirls who love watching Korean, Chinese/Taiwanese, and Japanese dramas or movies.
16. I'm a big fan of Cpop and Jpop as well.
17. The Korean movie entitled "200 Pounds of Beauty" made me cry really hard.
18. I love rappers especially Korean rappers.
19. I am fond of writing profiles and some facts about Korean, Chinese, and Japanese celebrities.
20. I listen to random Kpop, Cpop, and Jpop songs whenever I am online.
III. My Lovelife?
21. No one has courted me ever since.
22. No first kiss yet.
23. I wanna have a Kpop/Cpop/Jpop fanboy boyfriend.
24. I want my first boyfriend to be my husband.
25. I want to get married at the age of 25. (If my mind will change! Aiiisshhht I don't want to get married. Ahahaha. Give me a long-haired man first!!)
26. I had an American fling before, he is a fanboy.
27. I have lots of crushes. My crush life is active. Sadly, they don't like me.
28. I had a crush who was a teacher when I was in college.
29. When I was 12 years old, a 30+-year-old guy wanted to own me.
30. I had my first crush when I was in 5th grade.
31. I had gay crushes before.
32. I liked lesbians before and now I don't like them.
33. My ideal type is Shin Dong Woo of B1A4. (I seriously want to marry him.)
34. I haven't got a love letter yet.
35. I haven't received flowers yet.
IV. Writing Truths
36. I started writing when I was 11 years old.
37. I wrote a dialogue type of story before in Filipino.
38. Unfortunately, I burnt all my work when I was in 4th-year high school (biggest regret)
39. Three years ago I resumed writing, I had 5 years hiatus.
40. I love writing English sad poems and short stories.
41. I was hailed as the Golden Poet in a Poetry Contest that I joined last July on Wattpad. The Stranger is my masterpiece.
42. Night is my perfect time to write. I love writing at night. (I am a night person)
V. My Aspirations
43. I wanna be an author someday.
44. I wanna live on Mars someday.
45. I wanted to adopt a child soon.
46. I wanted to study at a Korean University.
47. South Korea is my dream place. I wanna go there someday.
48. I want my first kiss to be on Nami Island. (In front of the Bae Yong Jun's statue.)
49. I wanna be a Linguist someday.
50. I wanna die happily.
VI. Fun Facts?
51. The first foreigner who hugged me is a Korean.
52. My first acquainted foreigner is Chinese. His name is Cheung San San from Shanghai.
53. I had my menstruation started at 10 years old.
54. My elementary life is much better than my high school life.
55. My college life is good.
56. I am a reader and a trying-hard writer.
57. I am left-handed.
58. I write so fast.
59. I hate to be stared at.
60. I don't wanna cry in front of people.
61. I am boring.
62. I am not pretty.
63. I'm a long-haired man addict. (They are so sexy for me! Ahahaha!)
64. I am a daydreamer.
65. My favorite basketball players when I was in high school were Sasha Vujacic and Luis Scola. (Cus they were long-haired)
66. I have been a big fan of Westlife since 6th grade. (Though they are disbanded their songs are left inside my heart.)
67. I sometimes talk carelessly.
68. I get upset so easily.
69. I'm not fond of eating.
70. I was once a studious and diligent student.
71. I laugh so easily.
72. I let my classmates cheat on me during exams.
73. I'm not a snob. (I'm friendly but not that friendly. Ahahaha)
74. I am a jealous type of monkey, uh person!
75. I can be trusted with secrets.
76. I'm not a cool person.
77. I have palmar hyperhidrosis.
78. I don't use speed dials.
79. I haven't been to a concert or a movie theater.
80. I tried to eat sushi once but I didn't like it. (I really don't like to eat fish. Ahahaha.)
81. My principal defect is my mouth.
82. I rarely socialize with other people like going out with my friends. I love staying at home. (And read? Uh yes, sweetie! Ahahaha)
83. I'm a shy monkey, uh person!
84. My biggest fear is to get in an interview. (I have to overcome this one.)
85. I can read and write Hangeul (Korean writing).
86. I don't like to get married.
87. It's heart-wrenching when I see street children and abandoned oldies.
88. I don't really like drinking coffee. (I only drink it once in a blue moon.)
89. I rarely wear shorts. (I don't like my bare legs to be seen. Ahahaha!)
90. I wake up so late. (Whenever I don't have work. And now I'm unemployed expect me to wake up at around 10 am! Lazy ne? Ahahaha!)
91. I am hairy.
92. I often sweat a lot.
93. I'd rather choose sleeping or overeating.
94. I don't want to wear a bra at home. (Oppppsss! Ahahaha!)
95. I am a fast reader.
96. I have an eye problem. (But recently it never bothers me. Tenchu Lord! ;))
97. I'm not really good at verbal communication but better at written communication.
98. My first books were sent by my Texan close friend.
99. I am fond of keeping my notes back when I was in high school and college. (I still have them now.)
100. I easily get irritated and gloomy. (I'm an emotional monkey! Ahahaha!)
101. I'd rather have a stomachache than a toothache.
102. I used to bang my head on the wall whenever I was angry!
103. I easily get attached to someone. (It really hurts saying goodbye!)
104. I often get ignored by my friends.
VII. I like... I love...
105. I love to read and write.
106. I love quotes. In fact, I have 6 big notebooks full of quotes.
107. I love to cut good articles in the newspapers and paste them into my notebook.
108. I love the rain and the sea.
109. I love cats.
110. I love the color yellow so much.
111. I like to take a bath with a friend.
112. I love to smile.
113. I love to cry. I love sadness. (Imma cry baby. But I'm not a baby anymore! Ahahaha)
114. I love stars and the moon.
115. I love star patterns a lot.
116. I love texting.
117. I like calling my text friends and friends in general 'sweetie' (you know it's really awkward to some of them!)
118. I love drinking water. It tastes good.
119. I like reading a dictionary.
120. I love to watch scary movies, crime, and thriller movies.
121. I like teasing my mother before going to sleep. (Like making her laugh.)
122. I'm fond of telling my crush that I like him. (Only some of them were lucky to hear it from me. Ahahaha)
123. I love basketball because of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
124. I love to eat chicken. (See? My Chinese Zodiac Sign is Rooster. Ahahaha!)
125. I love all movies and dramas of any kind genre.
126. I love rainy days.
127. I love marshmallows and chocolates.
128. I like to stay up late.
129. I like holding a pen. (Anywhere or everywhere)
130. I love texting my friends "Iloveyou"
131. I love vegetables.
132. I love facts and trivia.
133. I love the American mystery drama television mini-series 'Persons Unknown.'
134. I love to go to an amusement park. (South Korea is the perfect place. )
135. I love my niece, Sharinne Margarette. (I'm in love with her.)
136. I love Keropi.
137. I love spicy foods.
138. I love to see a ghost. (Can I have a ghost boyfriend?)
139. I like making faces.
140. I love all the subjects in the school including those I'm not good at.
141. I love studying.
142. I love languages. (Korean is first on my list.)
VIII. When I Was Young...
143. When I was young, I wanted to become a teacher, photographer, and tourist guide.
144. When I was young, I was fond of hiding my money in a notebook.
145. When I was young, I dreamt of having a brain tumor as my illness. (Ahahaha! It was cool for me)
146. When I was young. I used to talk to myself (But not now.)
IX. Weird Facts?
147. I am fond of writing a diary and burning it at the end of the year.
148. I love the smell of old books. Soo addicting!
149. I love to smell the ink of a pen.
150. I'm afraid to get our house burned. I'm scared to death if my old school notebooks, projects, writing, and a few books will get burned. (Half of me will die)
151. I'd rather die first than see my loved ones succumb.
152. I like to sleep with books and papers around me.
153. I have this perception to court a guy. (Just for a change. Ahahaha)
154. When someone is angry/upset with me, I pray for them.
155. I'm fond of giving a message (gratitude) to my friends. (Is that weird? Ahahaha)
156. I tried to pray for a bf once as some of my friends did but I didn't like it. (I never do it again. Ahahaha.)
157. I prefer a one-night stand with a celebrity. (I'm crazy, right? And so ambitious. Ahahaha!)
158. I once asked my mother if she was a virgin when she married my father. (See? How careless I am!! Ahahaha.)
159. I love to get hugs from strangers!
160. I only twirl my hair for me to get sleepy. (This has been my hobby ever since. I love my hair, you know)
161. I don't take a bath every day. (This applies when I don't have work or an appointment. Nyahahaha! But whenever I'm at home only. I don't take a bath every day. 4 times a week? Ahahaha. Ewwww.)
PS:
Did you read my boring facts about me? Lemme know then! Nyahahaha!
-August 2014
I. Personal Info
1. My pen name is Yuchae Moon
2. I was happily born on November 25, 1993
3. I am 20 but NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth)
4. I am 5'2.
5. I am 46lbs.
6. My vital statistics is 34-25-35 (That was before! I dunno now. :P)
7. I live in the Philippines my whole life.
8. I'm a Roman Catholic. (But I rarely go to church.)
9. I believe in God. (As a matter of fact, He is with me all the time. :D)
10. Call me ugly.
II. I'm A Proud Fangirl
11. Kpop fan since 2005. (I was in 5th grade, 10 years old.)
12. Salgoshipo is my first favorite Kpop song. Moon Myung Jin is the singer.
13. Lee Dong Gun is my first favorite actor while Kim Ha Neul for the actress.
14. Stained Glass is my first favorite Korean drama.
15. I'm also one of those fangirls who love watching Korean, Chinese/Taiwanese, and Japanese dramas or movies.
16. I'm a big fan of Cpop and Jpop as well.
17. The Korean movie entitled "200 Pounds of Beauty" made me cry really hard.
18. I love rappers especially Korean rappers.
19. I am fond of writing profiles and some facts about Korean, Chinese, and Japanese celebrities.
20. I listen to random Kpop, Cpop, and Jpop songs whenever I am online.
III. My Lovelife?
21. No one has courted me ever since.
22. No first kiss yet.
23. I wanna have a Kpop/Cpop/Jpop fanboy boyfriend.
24. I want my first boyfriend to be my husband.
25. I want to get married at the age of 25. (If my mind will change! Aiiisshhht I don't want to get married. Ahahaha. Give me a long-haired man first!!)
26. I had an American fling before, he is a fanboy.
27. I have lots of crushes. My crush life is active. Sadly, they don't like me.
28. I had a crush who was a teacher when I was in college.
29. When I was 12 years old, a 30+-year-old guy wanted to own me.
30. I had my first crush when I was in 5th grade.
31. I had gay crushes before.
32. I liked lesbians before and now I don't like them.
33. My ideal type is Shin Dong Woo of B1A4. (I seriously want to marry him.)
34. I haven't got a love letter yet.
35. I haven't received flowers yet.
IV. Writing Truths
36. I started writing when I was 11 years old.
37. I wrote a dialogue type of story before in Filipino.
38. Unfortunately, I burnt all my work when I was in 4th-year high school (biggest regret)
39. Three years ago I resumed writing, I had 5 years hiatus.
40. I love writing English sad poems and short stories.
41. I was hailed as the Golden Poet in a Poetry Contest that I joined last July on Wattpad. The Stranger is my masterpiece.
42. Night is my perfect time to write. I love writing at night. (I am a night person)
V. My Aspirations
43. I wanna be an author someday.
44. I wanna live on Mars someday.
45. I wanted to adopt a child soon.
46. I wanted to study at a Korean University.
47. South Korea is my dream place. I wanna go there someday.
48. I want my first kiss to be on Nami Island. (In front of the Bae Yong Jun's statue.)
49. I wanna be a Linguist someday.
50. I wanna die happily.
VI. Fun Facts?
51. The first foreigner who hugged me is a Korean.
52. My first acquainted foreigner is Chinese. His name is Cheung San San from Shanghai.
53. I had my menstruation started at 10 years old.
54. My elementary life is much better than my high school life.
55. My college life is good.
56. I am a reader and a trying-hard writer.
57. I am left-handed.
58. I write so fast.
59. I hate to be stared at.
60. I don't wanna cry in front of people.
61. I am boring.
62. I am not pretty.
63. I'm a long-haired man addict. (They are so sexy for me! Ahahaha!)
64. I am a daydreamer.
65. My favorite basketball players when I was in high school were Sasha Vujacic and Luis Scola. (Cus they were long-haired)
66. I have been a big fan of Westlife since 6th grade. (Though they are disbanded their songs are left inside my heart.)
67. I sometimes talk carelessly.
68. I get upset so easily.
69. I'm not fond of eating.
70. I was once a studious and diligent student.
71. I laugh so easily.
72. I let my classmates cheat on me during exams.
73. I'm not a snob. (I'm friendly but not that friendly. Ahahaha)
74. I am a jealous type of monkey, uh person!
75. I can be trusted with secrets.
76. I'm not a cool person.
77. I have palmar hyperhidrosis.
78. I don't use speed dials.
79. I haven't been to a concert or a movie theater.
80. I tried to eat sushi once but I didn't like it. (I really don't like to eat fish. Ahahaha.)
81. My principal defect is my mouth.
82. I rarely socialize with other people like going out with my friends. I love staying at home. (And read? Uh yes, sweetie! Ahahaha)
83. I'm a shy monkey, uh person!
84. My biggest fear is to get in an interview. (I have to overcome this one.)
85. I can read and write Hangeul (Korean writing).
86. I don't like to get married.
87. It's heart-wrenching when I see street children and abandoned oldies.
88. I don't really like drinking coffee. (I only drink it once in a blue moon.)
89. I rarely wear shorts. (I don't like my bare legs to be seen. Ahahaha!)
90. I wake up so late. (Whenever I don't have work. And now I'm unemployed expect me to wake up at around 10 am! Lazy ne? Ahahaha!)
91. I am hairy.
92. I often sweat a lot.
93. I'd rather choose sleeping or overeating.
94. I don't want to wear a bra at home. (Oppppsss! Ahahaha!)
95. I am a fast reader.
96. I have an eye problem. (But recently it never bothers me. Tenchu Lord! ;))
97. I'm not really good at verbal communication but better at written communication.
98. My first books were sent by my Texan close friend.
99. I am fond of keeping my notes back when I was in high school and college. (I still have them now.)
100. I easily get irritated and gloomy. (I'm an emotional monkey! Ahahaha!)
101. I'd rather have a stomachache than a toothache.
102. I used to bang my head on the wall whenever I was angry!
103. I easily get attached to someone. (It really hurts saying goodbye!)
104. I often get ignored by my friends.
VII. I like... I love...
105. I love to read and write.
106. I love quotes. In fact, I have 6 big notebooks full of quotes.
107. I love to cut good articles in the newspapers and paste them into my notebook.
108. I love the rain and the sea.
109. I love cats.
110. I love the color yellow so much.
111. I like to take a bath with a friend.
112. I love to smile.
113. I love to cry. I love sadness. (Imma cry baby. But I'm not a baby anymore! Ahahaha)
114. I love stars and the moon.
115. I love star patterns a lot.
116. I love texting.
117. I like calling my text friends and friends in general 'sweetie' (you know it's really awkward to some of them!)
118. I love drinking water. It tastes good.
119. I like reading a dictionary.
120. I love to watch scary movies, crime, and thriller movies.
121. I like teasing my mother before going to sleep. (Like making her laugh.)
122. I'm fond of telling my crush that I like him. (Only some of them were lucky to hear it from me. Ahahaha)
123. I love basketball because of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
124. I love to eat chicken. (See? My Chinese Zodiac Sign is Rooster. Ahahaha!)
125. I love all movies and dramas of any kind genre.
126. I love rainy days.
127. I love marshmallows and chocolates.
128. I like to stay up late.
129. I like holding a pen. (Anywhere or everywhere)
130. I love texting my friends "Iloveyou"
131. I love vegetables.
132. I love facts and trivia.
133. I love the American mystery drama television mini-series 'Persons Unknown.'
134. I love to go to an amusement park. (South Korea is the perfect place. )
135. I love my niece, Sharinne Margarette. (I'm in love with her.)
136. I love Keropi.
137. I love spicy foods.
138. I love to see a ghost. (Can I have a ghost boyfriend?)
139. I like making faces.
140. I love all the subjects in the school including those I'm not good at.
141. I love studying.
142. I love languages. (Korean is first on my list.)
VIII. When I Was Young...
143. When I was young, I wanted to become a teacher, photographer, and tourist guide.
144. When I was young, I was fond of hiding my money in a notebook.
145. When I was young, I dreamt of having a brain tumor as my illness. (Ahahaha! It was cool for me)
146. When I was young. I used to talk to myself (But not now.)
IX. Weird Facts?
147. I am fond of writing a diary and burning it at the end of the year.
148. I love the smell of old books. Soo addicting!
149. I love to smell the ink of a pen.
150. I'm afraid to get our house burned. I'm scared to death if my old school notebooks, projects, writing, and a few books will get burned. (Half of me will die)
151. I'd rather die first than see my loved ones succumb.
152. I like to sleep with books and papers around me.
153. I have this perception to court a guy. (Just for a change. Ahahaha)
154. When someone is angry/upset with me, I pray for them.
155. I'm fond of giving a message (gratitude) to my friends. (Is that weird? Ahahaha)
156. I tried to pray for a bf once as some of my friends did but I didn't like it. (I never do it again. Ahahaha.)
157. I prefer a one-night stand with a celebrity. (I'm crazy, right? And so ambitious. Ahahaha!)
158. I once asked my mother if she was a virgin when she married my father. (See? How careless I am!! Ahahaha.)
159. I love to get hugs from strangers!
160. I only twirl my hair for me to get sleepy. (This has been my hobby ever since. I love my hair, you know)
161. I don't take a bath every day. (This applies when I don't have work or an appointment. Nyahahaha! But whenever I'm at home only. I don't take a bath every day. 4 times a week? Ahahaha. Ewwww.)
PS:
Did you read my boring facts about me? Lemme know then! Nyahahaha!